He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach.
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.
Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.
I can resist everything except temptation.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don’t work here anymore.
The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does.
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up
I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
A verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on.
